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fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

This made me eternally laugh

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

This made me eternally laugh

feathermints

droo216:

once upon a time au →in which the show is dark and gritty and well-acted and well-written with thorough world-building and showrunners who are educated in the source material and it’s magically everything I’ve ever wanted

The Coalition of Queens

Jaimie Alexander as Snow White, Queen of the North
Sophia Myles as Cinderella, The People’s Queen
Annabelle Wallis as Aurora, The Sleeping Beauty
Sophie Turner as Ariel, Princess of Atlantica
Sarah Bolger as Belle, Queen of the South
Indira Varma as Jasmine, Sultana of Agrabah
Q’orianka Kilcher as Pocahontas, Chiefess of Powhatan
Zhang Ziyi as Fa Mulan, Defender of China
Estella Daniels as Tiana, The Frog Princess
Tamsin Egerton as Rapunzel, Princess of Corona
Lily Cole as Merida, Queen of Dun Broch
Emily Rose as Emma Swan, The Lost Princess

Oh wow!